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Travel sayings about the weather

1. (Rule of the 135th kilometer) On the hike, it's all about the rain. 2. The forecast is correct only for those places where we are not. 3. Bad predictions always come true. 4. The air temperature is directly proportional to the amount of warm things taken with you. 5. Before getting better, the weather gets worse. 6. Who said it would get better?

Traveller's sayings about food:

"The tourist eats little, _but_ often." "It's not like that: you have to eat _ a lot_, but often." "Not the bastard who ate everything, but the one who ate the last." "More dirt - a shorter face" "Technical dirt - not venereal" "In the forest, every speck (dirt, speck of dust.) Is a vitamin!" "During the hike, everything is sterile, the microbe dies from the dirt" "Less than a centimeter is not dirt, more - it will fall off by itself." Well, the cardinal - "There is no mud in the taiga!" "A quick lift does not count as a fall" "Who else claims to be cheese crumbs?"

Tourist laws (comic)

Laws of a life jacket: 1. There is no life jacket. 2. If it is, it is not yours. 3. If you have it, then not with you, but at home. 4. Even if you have it and on you, when you fall out of the boat, you will remember that you forgot to pump it up.

Wind law 1st law of wind: Head wind. 2nd law of wind (Law of Zhuravlev - Yudin): The moment you finally turn so that the wind should become fair, it subsides.

The law of passing the threshold: The most dangerous stones, as a rule, are not visible.

The Law of the Paddle: If the paddle can break, it will break. Extended Law of the Paddle: Even if the paddle cannot break, it will break. Generalized Law of the Paddle: The paddle will break at the most dangerous spot on the threshold, whether you thought it might break or not.

Beginner's Law: Overconfidence is inversely proportional to the number of thresholds passed. Corollary: With an increase in the number of passed thresholds, the probability of flips asymptotically tends to zero. Fedorov's refutation to the beginner's law: Bursts of self-confidence are observed regardless of the number of thresholds passed. Consequence of rebuttal: The probability of a coup is always greater than zero, inversely proportional to its expected and directly proportional to the severity of the consequences.

Camping Dorm Rules:

"Untied string - no string".

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Appearance and its impact on hiking

I was once on a tour in Gorny Altai. The last day, after dinner, I went for a walk around the camp site. I am already returning back, and towards the tourist with a backpack, he is just leaving the base. And I must say that I am a boyish addition, the haircut is also a "boy from the railroad", dressed in a black T-shirt, knee-deep jeans and sneakers. They drew level, greeted, and he said: "And I am going to Belukha and thought that if I meet a man first after leaving, then the hike will be successful and without incident, and if a woman, then I will have a romantic adventure along the way. goes, well, I think, great, the hike will be no problem. I came closer, and it's you! ". for eight years now I have been thinking how things turned out for him.

Good cyclists and interesting contests!

Almasty or a story about a real hominid

"I do not believe in the existence of Bigfoot, but I have met snowmen more than once!" (A. Chelnokov. "The Book of Life").

In the life of everyone who is often in the mountains, the memory of cases accumulates, the explanation of which, from the point of view of everyday life, simply does not exist. These are random little things, thanks to which you stayed alive, a stone that struck not at you, but nearby, an avalanche that flew past, an extra paddle in the doorstep, which allowed the catamaran to pass a "non-carrying" barrel and much more. Phenomena or objects are remembered, the reasons for the appearance of which are unknown or incomprehensible to you. Everyone, having rummaged well in memory, will remember several such cases.

For example, on a water voyage along the Saryjaz River, we, having swam into the territory of sovereign China, were very afraid of meeting with Chinese border guards, therefore, leaving our equipment, we began to climb the ridge along which this border passed. Having survived a "dry" night on the rise, we crawled out to the pass, on which we had the second "dry" night.

Perhaps, under the influence of dehydration, when the sun had almost set, the river canyon plunged into coal darkness and only the snowy peaks of Maybash peak, Kokshaal-Too, and the distant Kun-Lun shone in the last rays, we saw, that in the blackness of the gorge, below, a few kilometers below us, multicolored lights, white, green, red, take off and hang in the air for a long time.

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Appearance and its impact on hiking

I was once on a tour in Gorny Altai. The last day, after dinner, I went for a walk around the camp site. I am already returning back, and towards the tourist with a backpack, he is just leaving the base. And I must say that I am a boyish addition, the haircut is also a "boy from the railroad", dressed in a black T-shirt, knee-deep jeans and sneakers. They drew level, greeted, and he said: "And I am going to Belukha and thought that if I meet a man first after leaving, then the hike will be successful and without incident, and if a woman, then I will have a romantic adventure along the way. goes, well, I think, great, the hike will be no problem. I came closer, and it's you! ". for eight years now I have been thinking how things turned out for him.

Good cyclists and interesting contests!

Almasty or a story about a real hominid

"I do not believe in the existence of Bigfoot, but I have met snowmen more than once!" (A. Chelnokov. "The Book of Life").

In the life of everyone who is often in the mountains, the memory of cases accumulates, the explanation of which, from the point of view of everyday life, simply does not exist. These are random little things, thanks to which you stayed alive, a stone that struck not at you, but nearby, an avalanche that flew past, an extra paddle in the doorstep, which allowed the catamaran to pass a "non-carrying" barrel and much more. Phenomena or objects are remembered, the reasons for the appearance of which are unknown or incomprehensible to you. Everyone, having rummaged well in memory, will remember several such cases.

For example, on a water voyage along the Saryjaz River, we, having swam into the territory of sovereign China, were very afraid of meeting with Chinese border guards, therefore, leaving our equipment, we began to climb the ridge along which this border passed. Having survived a "dry" night on the rise, we crawled out to the pass, on which we had the second "dry" night.

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Let's go camping!

How I entertained unknown girls

We went on a hike with the guys. We have a healthy lake here. We went 7 km from the city. We set up a tent in the bay. Sun, water, fire, the meadow is covered. We drank, ate and sunbathed. On the other side of the bay (200 meters), someone also settled down. The tent is yellow. Fuss over there. The guys were overwhelmed. You need to swim, but it's a pity to wet your panties.

- Let's go guys swimming without panties? There is nobody.

Take off your clothes and into the water. I am sitting on the shore in my underpants. The depth is right at the coast, but I can't swim.

I'm looking. On the other side, they sort of bring binoculars to their eyes. It became curious. I take out our binoculars (they took them to fire the nature conservationists in advance, they are fined for making fires, but they are driven by boats). Look. Two girls are sitting and watching our company. once the idea ripened.

-Guys! Row here, I'll show you a joke!

The guys get out naked on the beach. I am to them.

-Look what's on the other side!

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Customer focus

Before the pandemic, I went to restaurants in Yaroslavl.

Most of all I like the Mili restaurant (let the harsh moderator punish me if something goes wrong)

Cute kisunki (and possibly their boyfriends), no one forgets the order.

In general, I screw up there once every six months, usually all the rank is a plane, I take a bottle of Calvados and away we go. The penultimate time I was almost carried away from there))

In general, I am coming for the last time (yes, damn it is not extreme and not yet what according to the wise Zon laws), it is the last time.

And the waitress is so confidential - There are Calvados that you deigned to be fake last time)

Starry Night

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